10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!