10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• It's Free To Fold...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.