10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.