10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.