10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.