10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
"All-in, bitches!!!"
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.