10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.