10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth