10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers