10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- It's Free To Fold...