10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.