10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer