10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet