10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant