10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.