10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm