10 Random Poker Quotes

How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."