10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio