10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.