10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels