10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.