10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"