10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"