10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester