10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is for loners.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.