10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson