10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris