10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts