10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."