10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.