10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson