10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.