10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.