10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.