10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament