10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"