10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT