10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus