10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine