10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare