10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --