10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)