10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.