10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Those eggs smell delicious!