10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Those eggs smell delicious!