10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.