10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth