10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.