10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed