10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"